The Difference Between a European Heaven and a European Hell:

In a European Heaven-

• The French are the cooks,
• The English are the police,
• The Germans are the mechanics,
• The Italians are the lovers and
• The Swiss organize everything.

In a European Hell-

• The English are the cooks,
• The Germans are the police,
• The French are the mechanics,
• The Swiss are the lovers and
• The Italians organize everything!

I wish they'd consider the Greeks in this one.

credit goes to this blog

http://signalsminusnoise.blogspot.gr/2007/08/european-heaven-hell.html