The Sahara and Us Morocco 2011

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

12 Things Motorcycling has taught us

1. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
2. Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul.
3. It's better to be riding your motorcycle and thinking about God, than sitting in church thinking about your bike.
4. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 130 ......kph that is.
5. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs.
6. Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas to get you thinking straight.
7. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed. 
8. Young riders pick a destination and go; old riders pick a direction and go.
9. When you're riding lead, please don't spit.
10. Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 75 mph can double your vocabulary.
11. If you can't get it going with bungee cords and duct tape, it's serious.
12. Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
13. (Bonus) I've never seen a motorcycle parked in front of a psychiatrist's office. Unless of course it belonged to the psychiatrist.